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The Bandito

August 19th, 2008

A few of you probably already know that I invented a ridiculous new kind of hat I call “The Bandito”.

Well I’m officially looking into a patent for it now. Then I will be a millionaire.

Feel free to donate to my patent fund.

http://banditohats.com

New Skatepark

August 15th, 2008

Maybe the new location work moved to isn’t so bad after all. Yesterday I found a really nice free skatepark about 2 minutes away!

Consistency told me I was a little rusty, and my muscles this morning told me I was a little out of shape, but I think I can fix both of those since I know where a free park is close to work now!

I don’t have any video there yet, but here is someone elses:

GR B-Boys

August 15th, 2008

I took some video of the B-Boys downtown at Blues on the Mall.

Coincidentally it turned out to be the last night so I’m lucky I caught ‘em!

Donate to this please!

August 6th, 2008

My friend has a website taking donations at http://www.1dollarchangesmylife.com/

Please check it out!

Progress Quest

August 1st, 2008

A hilarious parody of Computer RPGs.

It’s a standalone exe so you don’t even need to install it, cmon you know you wanna try it!

My character “Slappy the Ringthief”

My guild “Wyrdwood” (Join up by hitting Ctrl+g in-game)

Progress Quest

26 miles aint that bad.

July 29th, 2008

So I’ve started riding my bike to work. I can tell I’ll be in great shape from this, but it’s more because the consistency of exercise, not because it is super-hard.

Honestly my ass hurts more than my legs. I need to develop some kind of bony dinosaur thing on my ass via evolution, then I’d be set!

My goals are:

  • To be in better shape when I can afford to return to jiu-jitsu than I was in when I left.
  • To cut my time to under an hour (I take 1hr 20min now)

Preloaded software…

July 16th, 2008

I appreciate preloaded software on a new PC like I appreciate prescratched paint on a new car.

Why can’t you order a pc with windows without getting shitty proprietary software from the people who sold it to you (dell, hp, etc).

Useless programs are the enemy, 99% of setup should not involve deleting shit.

The problem with democracy…

July 15th, 2008

I just came up with a great idea.

You should have to get a certain score on an IQ test to be allowed to vote.

What the hell’s the point of majority rules if the majority is stupid?

Is that elitist?

Gert the Tert got hurt

July 15th, 2008

Gert got stung by a bee or something. She was limping and barfed, then later scratching like crazy and swelling (alergic reaction?). She was putzing around like she would die, I carried her all the way home she was so pathetic.

After a half a benadryl and some soothing shampoo she was doing much better. Better still after a good nights sleep.

Neverwinter Nights v1.69

July 10th, 2008

They finally released the last patch for Neverwinter Nights.

There is a LOT of content in there that people have been begging for!

What a great game to still be updating after so long.

Read more here: http://nwn.bioware.com/players/169/

Aribeth